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Well this morning was embarassing.

Just got out the shower and left the door open for it to dehumidify, like I normally do. Applied deoderant like I normally do. Started getting clothes out of the wardrobe.

DEE DAH DEE DAH DEE DAH DEE DAH DEE DAH DEE DAH DEE DAH DEE DAH

Hang on, it’s not Monday. Why’s the fire alarm going off. Someone must have burnt the toast in the kitchen. So I swiftly get dressed and headed outside.

Now on my way down, I checked the fire alarm control panel to see where the fire was.

FIRE
Fire first started in: ALCUIN COLLEGE BLOCK M AM214

Hang on… wtf? That’s my room!

So >.< because of me, the whole block had to get out of bed and stand in the quad for 10 minutes. The fire brigade came and everything. Apparantely, there was too much deoderant and steam in the room so I set off the fire alarm. Go me.